My mind must be on politics lately. . .gee, I wonder why!? I had a "giggle moment" today that reminded me of that oh-so-famous recount of years past that took place during a particular presidential election year, and I just had to share it.
For those of you who don't know, my 5 year old son is in MY Kindergarten class this year. Yep. I am voluntarily teaching my own kid. . .and yes my district/school/principal (and son) are all fine with it. It's been a little challenging already, because as most of you know, my son has always been a little challenging. His biggest issue has always been that he just has to learn everything the hard way!
There have been many moments during his short little life, that I have been venting to my husband/friend/mom/the Internet, about something that he had done, or not done. Sometimes I question things about him: Can he see ok? Can he hear ok? Does he have something diagnosable, like ADHD? Or DMMTDS (Driving My Mom to Drink Syndrome) ? Sometimes we just want answers right?!
So last night, I got on the Internet and googled: How do I know if my son has ADHD? Just checking it out...seeing what I can find. Ultimately the results said: Stop being neurotic, he's just a 5 year old boy. Okay...check!
Then today the audiologists from our district came around testing all of our students. One of the gals doing the testing has been coming to my current school, and my school before this one, at least as long as I've been a teacher and so we "know" each other. She caught me in the hallway today and told me that she'd had the pleasure of meeting my son. She asked me if I had talked to him yet. He was in Reading with my colleague, so I hadn't seen him for about an hour or so. She said that she had told him to be sure and tell his mom that he had passed his hearing test with flying colors!
"SERIOUSLY!" That was my response with my jaw hanging open. And my thought was "I demand a recount!" LOL
So. . .let's get this straight. He HEARS me when I tell him to put his things away. And he HEARS me when I tell him to brush his teeth. And he HEARS me when I tell him to stop doing something, or start doing something. So the real problem is that he is not LISTENING!
Okay little man. I've got your number now. Game on!